Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Exam paper for Life's Big Questions.

Whilst pondering life’s Big Questions I got quite confused and so, to address this, I set myself a written exam consisting of the following questions:

1) You are fast approaching 30 years of age and are finding yourself increasingly attracted to men who habitually dress up as animals. You are also still single. Discuss.

2) Further to your answer given in part 1), discuss the following: You are the last woman on Earth. Consider the local and wider social ramifications this approach to procreation and cohabitation may cause and its subsequent implications for the future of humanity.

You have one hour to complete this paper.